today is still thursday 26 june 2003--but i thought i'd give a special double dose!
big news story from the honolulu advertiser is the "big cat" on the prowl in up-country maui. it could be a couger--stay tuned folks--this could be better than the shark attacks!!!
more melvinistic terminology:
mr. c--the melvinistic name of the silver state baptist school teacher. students will address their favourite math/Bible teacher simply as mr. c because "cacayorin" is far too hard to spell and pronounce. not to be confused with other teachers whose surname end with "c".
lenny--the melvinistic name given to the sub-culture leader by newly acquainted colorado friends. only colorado friends should use this name. funny story--on the the second day after the first great day of melvinism (when i actually got here to colorado), i walked into church and all the college people greeted me as "lenny." i figured it was their custom to assign names to friends, so i responded appropriately afterwards. a few weeks later on a trip up to the wilds, i asked the college folks why they called me "lenny." they responded by saying "lenny" was my name. i said, "um, my name is melvin cacayorin--i will be teaching math at silver state. but if you folks want to call me lenny, or keep calling me lenny, that's fine." the college folks didn't know what possessed them to call me "lenny" in the first place, but lenny stuck nonetheless. by the way, lenny was a real person that the college people did know--the real lenny was a student at pcc.
bleeding seal--mr. c's students. mr. c is the shark. when tests are assigned, the students are known to be the "bleeding seals in shark infested waters." they're as good as dead if they study not.
golden child--miracle worker. the term that was coined when i first took over the bju website. it was kinda wild--a g.a. position was created mid-year so that i could take the work load of the website from the computer science faculty--i was their "golden child" 8-0
baby giraffe--term used by hadji. kicking a person when their down for their good. when baby giraffes are born, their mothers kick thems down. when the baby giraffe gets up, the mom then kicks the baby giraffe down again. this is to help the baby giraffe get up quickly to escape predators like lions.
portuguese--the people group that is the object of ridicule in melvinistic circles. i'm not racist--i'm from hawaii, and everyone in hawaii makes fun of the portuguese. instead of talking about "redneck" or "iowan" jokes--we substitute "portuguese".
inner circle--the diverse yet close friends. coined during his undergraduate senior year, there were two inner circle groups--the m/w/f circle and the t/th circle. the circles usually included 1) a math major buddy 2) a society buddy 3) a hawaii buddy 4) a guy down the hall buddy 5) some guy that just tagged along after class buddy 6) assorted buddies of buddies #1-5. the inner cirlce knew me--that's what counted--because they never would interact with one-another otherwise. today the inner circle is the close yet diverse circle of friends who span the country but is never father than a e-mail or wireless-phone call away.
smith or davis--one day i go golfing with bobby kochakkan. we share a go-cart. the guy behind the counter asked what our names were. "i'm smith, he's davis." the guy behind the counter responded "you guys don't look like a smith or davis." i responded "yes sir, you're correct--my name is melvin cacayorin, and his name is bobby kochakkan." the guy behind the counter says "smith and davis it is." by the way, golf ain't my thing. bk calls me to go golfing because i'm probably one of the few crazy people willing/able/available to do so before sunrise on saturdays--but on memorial day this year i hit par twice on two different holes on the par-3 course. but i did also hit wadsworth boulevard. 8-0